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(410): View more from Maryland

the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.

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(316): View more from Kansas

she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.

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(906): View more from Michigan

How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?

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(309): View more from Illinois

Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.

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(514): View more from Quebec

She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.

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(206): View more from Washington

I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.

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(541): View more from Oregon

And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation

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