I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I could fuck to npr.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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