I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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