Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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