grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
North Korea, Best Korea!
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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