i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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