We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The power of my boobs compel you
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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