how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This baby is an asshole
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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