I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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