She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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