do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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