your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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