she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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