I wannas sexs uuuuu
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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