Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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