You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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