I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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