On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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