what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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