I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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