Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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