Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
vagina is talking i cant
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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