I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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