Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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