those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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