Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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