she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
