let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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