Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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