She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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