I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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