if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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