awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Houston, we have a squirter
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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