You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
How external is "for external use only"?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
