doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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