do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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