It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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