dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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