I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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