ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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