And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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