So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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