If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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