I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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