Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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