Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
soo... how was my night?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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