okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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