there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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