she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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