I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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