i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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