there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Randomize
