What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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