Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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