you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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