It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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