hotel room ftw
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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