Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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