I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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